Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Four minutes until I can fart!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Randomize
