The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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