He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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