I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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