What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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