I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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