I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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