Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I party with great urgency now.
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