sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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