it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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