i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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