I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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