i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
im on a boat
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