You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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