i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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