id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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