it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
jump out the window naked night went bad
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