ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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