just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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