I have demons in me.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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