I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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