So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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