found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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