Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
where am i from again
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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