p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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