The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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