if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
His nipple licking is glorious
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