I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize
