i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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