Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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