Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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