your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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