hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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