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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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