Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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