I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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