Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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