So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
then he tried to convert me to islam
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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