My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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