That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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