i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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