Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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