Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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