i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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