9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I fill condoms, not promises.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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