How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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