hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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