So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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