I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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