he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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