I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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