Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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