i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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