Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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