U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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